twenty four year old fat babe who loves british television, men with beards and ♥ adventure ♥
❝If you’re under 30 and in a relationship right now, and you’re not head over heels, get out. You are way too young to be wasting your time with someone who doesn’t make you really happy to be with them every day. There’s nothing sadder than watching 23-year-olds settle.❞
April 24 with 2,415 notes




do you ever forget you need to pee and then like half an hour later remember you’re really desperate or is that just me

you’re so lazy that you procrastinate peeing

I was going to argue but yeah you’re right

April 23 with 79,282 notes

Jareth x The Iron ThroneYou remind him of the babe, and there is no way this could end badly.


#look at that box of cheeri owls on the ravenclaw table
Just reblogging for the Cheeri Owls.



avril lavignes hello kitty video was deleted from youtube and then billboard posted this 


April 23 with 36,206 notes


i like that we say “oh, man” to express disappointment

because men are disappointing

April 23 with 199,509 notes

buckled oxford shoes by Alexander McQueen